Trying to generate creativity...
"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.

from Republic of Thieves, by Scott Lynch (via makingupachangingmind)

Somewhere, Kristin Stewart just smirked a little. 

(via other-bronte)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

petervquill:

This is literally the most exciting thing that I’ve ever seen.